blackberrys

I've broken my phone a total of two times in the week and half I've had it, and both times I was here.  Let's see.. The first time, I dropped this baby in a puddle of water and it didn't work for a day and a half. 

The second time is the fun one. I dropped it in H & M yesterday (for those of you who don't know what H & M is, it's an awesome clothing store with really cute things for low prices. ) where I had just bought this really cute dress for 12 dollars. Anyway, I could text on the phone and everything, the only thing wrong with it was I couldn't call out, and when I received calls, the person on the other end could hear me, but I couldn't hear them. 

All day, I tried everything to fix this baby, and nothing was working, and I was fed up. I couldn't be here without a phone to call my mom, because she worries and she would have the police out looking for me if I didn't call her, and I didn't want to buy a new phone, so I resorted to plan B.

What is plan B, you ask? 

Well, I'll tell you.

I threw my phone as hard as I could against the wall two times in a row.

Guess what! My phone is as good as new. And no new scratches. Bahahahahaha!

(I wouldn't recommend trying plan B)