Freddy Kruger's Basement

I totally went there yesterday. Just to see what it was really like.
Ok, so here's what you do...
You walk into one of the shops on canal street, and walk to the back, pretending to admire the purses, and then one of the asians will be like "gucci coach prada"... except it's kind of hard to understand them because they have a hard time pronouncing the words... and they're really quiet and secretive about it. You say "gucci" or whatev, and they walk you to the very back, press a button, and the wall opens. It's like a secret door! AMAZING....
Then you walk up this staircase, and the door shuts behind you and you walk and walk until you get to this room that's full of the really good knockoffs that are illegal to sell because they look exactly like the real thing.
And that's it, ladies and gentlemen. That is Freddy Kruger's basement....
Oh, they sell the purses to you, and put them in black trash bags, so that the police don't see you carrying them...

I was tempted to buy a new 8 gig ipod nano from a guy on the street for 50 bucks... They were stolen, but I mean, it's not like I can help that?

But I don't need one,because my old 4 gig is still in good condition, and my conscience got the best of me.